DAMIEN OMEN II REMASTERED

...

OKAY. Well, allow me to freakin' explain. :.(
This picture I had in mind to make after ANOTHER dream of mine.
This came up also 'cuz I was messaging a friend of mine, who is ALSO here on deviantart; ( ) who urged me to make the picture as well.
SO, What did i do? I took a break from Silly Simba to make this monster.
In the letter I was writing to her to explain it, these are my parts. D:<
-----------------------------
IT ALL STARTED IN WHAT LOOKED LIKE A HELLISH LOOKING CAVE.
THE FURNITURE WAS MADE OF ROCKS, AND FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I WAS ENTRUSTING MYSELF TO THE SATYR MAN I HAD BEEN SEEING IN MY DREAMS ALL THESE YEARS.
A WEIRD PORTAL-THING APPEARED. HE TOLD ME HE WAS GONNA WATCH A "GOOD" MOVIE WITH ME.
HE POINTED HIS FINGER AT THE PORTAL, AND THE MOVIE BEGAN... IT LOOKED PROMISING. THENN!!! STARTED THE HORROR.
THE OPENING SCENE SEEMED PROMISING. IT HAD THE OMEN THEME AND EVERYTHING. AS SOON AS THE OPENING CREDITS ENDED!!!!
...RAP MUSIC STARTED. I HOPED THAT IT WAS JUST A PERSON ON THE STREET PLAYING RAP THAT THE PROTAGONISTS WERE PASSING OR SOMETHING.
THE SCREEN WENT FROM BLACK TO A SCENE.
HE EFFIN' LIED TO ME.
IT WAS A TEENAGE DAMIEN THORN. IN THE MIDDLE OF CHIGACO.
JAZZ WALKING TO MARK THORN'S HOUSE.
DRESSED IN A PLAIN GREEN SHIRT!!! IN BLUE JEANS!!!
AND THE SUNGLASSES. THOSE EFFIN' SUNGLASSES.
AND THAT GRIN... THAT SHIT EATING GRIN.
THIS RAP THEME WAS HIS!!! WHY?!?!?! THEN... JUST THEN. YOU HEAR MARK THORN.
"YO, DAMIEN! WHAT'S UP? COME ON IN!" HE WAS GREETED BY MARK, now mark wasn't british, this voice was acceptable BUT AUNT MARION....
WHY THE HELL IS SHE WEARING HER HAIR IN A BUN, BAKING COOKIES, AND HOLDING A PURSE ON HER ARM!?!?!? AND WEARING A HOUSE DRESS WITH A BONNET?!!??!
MARK AND DAMIEN WERE GETTING READY FOR FREAKIN' SCHOOL.
SCHOOL. IT'S NOT MILITANT ANYMORE. IT'S JUST "SKOOL".
"WE GOTTA GET TO SCHOOL, MAN." MARK LOOKED AT DAMIEN.
AT THIS POINT, I HAD SOME HOPE. "Okay, Damien.. Damien has to have his british accent!"
I WAS EFFIN' WRONG!!!!!
"I'M DOWN WIT DAT, LET'S GO BRO. WE'RE GONNA CHILL IT OUT AT SCHOOL."
DEVASTATION!!!! HIT!!! HIS VOICE. WAS. AMERICAN. WHY?!?!
I LOOKED IN DEVASTATION, PAIN AND DISGUST AT MY SATYR HUSBAND/BOYFRIEND/WHATEVER HE WANTS ME TO SEE HIM AS.
HE WAS LAUGHING AT ME. MARION PULLED MARK OVER BY HIS EAR. "BE CAREFUL, HE'S A BAD INFLUENCE FOR YOU!" SHE WHISPERED RATHER LOUD!!! IN HIS EAR. WHILE THEY WERE LEAVING SHE THREW A COOKIE AT DAMIEN. "Oh lol (YES, HE SAID LOL.), Marion's so weird." DAMIEN LAUGHED OBNOXIOUSLY.
SADLY. I DON'T REMEMBER ALL OF THE MOVIE. BUT I REMEMBER PARTS. : (
LATER IN THE MOVIE. DAMIEN AND MARK WERE PLAYING A "LOGICAL GAME"...
OF MOUSE TRAP. MOUSE TRAP. NOT CRIBBAGE. MOUSE TRAP.
DAMIEN WAS LOSING TO MARK, WHICH CAUSED HIM TO THROW A TANTRIC SEIZURE OF A TANTRUM OF ALL TIME (YES I'M DESCRIBING THIS TANTRUM AS SEXUAL, FOR THE TANTRUM MOVEMENTS WERE VERY SEXUAL TO ME IN A DISGUSTING, CHILDISH MANOR.), RUN ACROSS THE ROOM TO ANN, SWINGIN' HIS BODY LIKE A WRECKIN' BALL; KNOCKIN' HER ASS ON THE COUCH AND CRYING AGAINST HER CHEST TELLING HER HOW UNFAIR MARK IS.
I CRIED A LITTLE BIT. I CRIED!! A LITTLE!!! BIT!! MY SELF ESTEEM WAS GONE!!
ANN BEGAN COMFORTING HIM, AND TELLING MARK TO BE FAIR, WHICH CAUSED MARK TO GET PISSED AT DAMIEN. THEY HAD A "GANGSTER" ARGUEMENT, AND PARTED WAYS.
ALSO I WAS INCORRECT ABOUT THE ORIGINAL GAME, IT WAS BACKGAMMON : (
ANYWAY. LATER, I SAW THE SCENE WITH MARK'S DEATH COMING.
MARK'S IN THE WOODS. SCARED N' STUFF. HE JUST FIGURED OUT WHO DAMIEN REALLY WAS.
I GOTTA SAY THIS. SATAN!!!! IF YOUR SON IS LIKE THIS, DON'T MEET ME! KPLZTHX.
IT WENT KIND OF!! NORMAL WHERE DAMIEN WAS BEGGING FOR MARK TO COME WITH HIM SO THEY CAN BE THE "BROTHAS THAT RULE TOWN", BUT BEING REJECTED; HE KILLED MARK.
OH, BUT THAT'S NOT IT. OH NO NO.
DAMIEN WAS TURNED AROUND, READY TO LEAVE AFTER FINISHING HIS BUSINESS WITH MARK; BUT ANN SHOWED UP.
"DAMIEN. W-...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" ANN TREMBLED. "ANN... I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR A VERY LONG TIME." DAMIEN GOT INTO A STERN STANCE.
THEN THE "BATTLE" COMMENCED!!
DAMIEN HELD HIS HAND UP TOWARD ANN, FLINCHING, LOOKING AWAY, INDECISIVE ON WHETHER OR NOT TO KILL HER, AND QUICKLY IT CUT OVER TO ANN, WHOM WAS INDECISIVE ON WHETHER OR NOT TO RUN AT HIM AND ATTACK HIM, FLINCHING AS WELL.
IT FLASHED CONSTANTLY AND QUICKLY BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THE TWO UNTIL SUDDENLY!!
"AWWW I'M JUST KIDDING ANN!" DAMIEN RAN WITH HIS ARMS OUT AT ANN WITH GLEE. "AWWW, DAMIEN!" SHE LAUGHED, RUNNING TO HIM. THEY HUGGED EACH OTHER. AS THEY LEFT THE SCENE WITH ANN'S ARM ON HIS SHOULDER, IT SLOWLY. SLOWLY!! PANNED IN ON MARK'S LEGS THAT WERE CARTOONISHLY STICKING UP OUT OF THE SNOW. THE OMEN THEME SLOWLY PLAYED. A PED X-ING SIGN WAS UPSIDE DOWN STICKING OUT OF THE SNOW AS WELL NEXT TO MARK'S LEGS, ONLY SHOWING THE PED SIGN'S LEGS.
MARK'S DEATH. RUINED. OH, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.
RIGHT!!! AFTER MARK'S DEATH, WHICH THEY DIDN'T HOLD A FUNERAL FOR, THEY HAD A PARTY. FOR DAMIEN. WHICH WAS GOING TO BE MARKS!!! BIRTHDAY PARTY. THEY FORGOT HIM THAT EASY!
DAMIEN WAS DANCING, AND BREAK DANCING, AND EVERYBODY WAS AMERICAN. NO BRITISH FAMILY MEMBERS. I WAS DYING INSIDE. MY BRAINCELLS WERE DYING. TO THIS DAY, WHILE DAMIEN WAS DANCING, THE VERY LINE HAUNTS ME. HE POINTED TO HIS CHEST WITH HIS THUMB, THOSE DAMN SUNGLASSES ON, AND THAT GRIN. "OH YEAH, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME."
SHORTLY AFTER, WE CUT TO A SCENE WHERE DAMIEN IS IN NEFF'S OFFICE. NEFF HAD A GAY SOUNDING "VILLAIN'S" VOICE. "YOU'VE DONE A GOOD JOB, DAMIEN." HE SAID, HOLDING A VILE OUT INFRONT OF DAMIEN. BEHIND DAMIEN WAS A BLACK HELL HOUND (LOOKS LIKE THE ONE IN THE FIRST MOVIE REMAKE, WITH THE EARS UP, BUT ANIME!!)
NEFF DROPPED A PILL INTO THE VILE OF WATER, MAKING IT FLASH COLORS. THE DOG DID AN ANIME EXPRESSION (MUCH LIKE ^O^), AND BOUNCED UP AND DOWN. DAMIEN GRINNED.
NOT TO MENTION NEFF WAS WEARING AN AMERICAN FLAG SHIRT
I WANTED TO FALL ON MY KNEES.
THE MOVIE WAS FREAKIN' RUINED.
BUT THEN CAME THE SCENE OF THE PROM.
SKINNY GIRLS. IN AN ITTY BITTY OUTFIT. I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
MICRO MINI SKIRTS. BELLY SHIRTS. DAMIEN WAS A WHORE, TAKING THEM ALL. TAKING THEM FROM OTHER MEN. THEY WERE STEREOTYPICAL PREPPY HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS. DAMIEN IN THAT GREEN SHIRT, JEANS, AND SUNGLASSES. HE FUCKING GOT THEM ALL. HE WASN'T WEARING ANYTHING WONDERFUL!!!
NOT THAT HE EVER CHANGED HIS APPARATUS!!
EVER!!
BUT THE RAP MUSIC STARTED AGAIN. THERE WAS A DANCE. NEFF GETTING IT DOWN WITH PAUL BOOHER. MY... MY LIFE IS OVER NOW. I-CAN'T-
OH GOD. THEN THERE WAS THE PARADE SCENE EARLIER. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE MILITARY MARCH. WHERE THEY WERE PRESENTED TO NEFF.
THE SCENE STARTED WITH A FAR AWAY SHOT OF THE MILITARY GROUNDS, AND NEFF COMING INTO VIEW TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF TO THE BOYS IN THE SCHOOL. THE BOYS WERE ALL LINED UP, JUST LIKE IN THE FIRST MOVIE. ALL OF THEM WERE DRESSED LIKE JOCKS THOUGH, OF COURSE; DAMIEN IN THAT GREEN SHIRT!!! JEANS!!! AND SUNGLASSES!!!
THE INTRODUCTION OF THE OTHER BOYS WERE NORMAL, EXCEPT MARK WHOM HE BREATHED ON HIS NECK, SNORTING HIS NOSE AND SNEERING/GRINNING THINKING HE'S SEXY, BUT THEN.. JUST THEN.. HE GOT TO DAMIEN THORN. HE WANTED TO KNOW HIS NAME.
DAMIEN RESPONDED WITH AS FOLLOWS: "I'M THE DEVIL... OF THE DANCE!"
HE BROKE OUT INTO DANCE!!! BRINGING PEOPLE WITH INSTRUMENTS OUT!!! WITH PARADE BALLOONS!!! AS EVERYONE CHEERED FOR THAT WHORE DAMIEN.
..unfortunately AND fortunately, I don't remember the rest of the scenes. : (
I NEVER WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN : (
------------
As you could tell there was severe distress in writing this letter. D:
THERE WAS TOO MANY STEREOTYPES FOR ME TO HANDLE. :''''(
NOTE TO NOSTALGIA CRITIC: PLEASE! I BEG YOU. Whatever you do, don't die and go to hell!!! They have bad movies! Horrible movies! Pleeeeaaaaseee!!
Art (c) Myself
Damien Omen II (NOT THE REMAKE!!!!) (c) Joseph Howard, David Seltzer